All Fur Coat and No Knickers

So Pete Burns has had his fur coat seized from the Big Brother House by local police. I can confirm that London’s new Dog Squad had nothing to do with “Gorillagate”.

Apparently, hundreds of viewers rang up to complain about the coat after Pete declared he was ‘thrilled’ it upset Jodie Marsh. Well, it seems it upset a lot of other people too.

And now there is news that if the coat is indeed Gorilla as opposed to regular monkey (err, don’t really get the difference but hey!), Pete could be facing up to five years in jail.

Well, folks that’s a complete waste of your money. If guilty, the only punishment Mr Burns would deserve is to be filmed with his make up off. Yes, apparently, he has had it written into his contract that he will not be shown sans maquillage! I ask you!

What a big girl’s blouse he is! Sadly, Pete, you have shown that you are, indeed, all fur coat and no knickers.

After Catgate, it seems it's the animals who are having the last laugh in the House!

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