Will you be my…Valentine?

I know, I know, it’s not even the end of January and already I am raising the tricky subject of Valentine’s Day.

Yes, the Mistress and her other half have been known to celebrate this day of love but I know in my heart of hearts, that the Mistress has just one true love of her life. And that’s ME!

Yes, she may well have left out a copy of Metro from earlier in the week, with a less-than-subtle hint about February 14th, specifically for her other half to see. For the paltry sum of £100,000, they get to eat alone at the Oxo Tower, having been pampered earlier in the day. What’s the point of that if you can’t show off your Valentine glow? You also get some shopping thrown in and a trip to Paris at the end of the evening. The closing date is…Friday. So you see, I am not too early to remind you all that it’s only three weeks away.

Of course, this is where her other half can score some brownie points; if he says no to this because he thinks “we should ALL be together”, that should get him off the hook. He’s done it before. I know how his mind works!

As it is, I think the Mistress could have done better for herself. And for me too, if the truth be told. Where’s my lifetime partner? Her other half told her that he “wasn’t big into pets” when they first started dating. Surely that was a warning sign, if ever I heard one?

What she really needed to do was get US (yes, her and me) onto DateMyPet.com, “an online meeting place and information site for pet lovers the world over”. Yes, it’s full of stories about people coming together because of their pets!

Now that really would be a match made in (pet) heaven!

Woof Woof

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