Educating Enzo

Forget all the recent criticism about Chris Evans being back on Radio 2. You really need to tune in to hear about his dog, Enzo. Apparently, Enzo has piled on the pounds, as has Chris, and now there is a two-week challenge to see who can drop the weight.

This week began with doggy dieting tips and, of course, I emailed the show to give Enzo some encouragement. After all, a dog on a regime needs all the help he can get. Personally, I think Enzo has a distinct advantage; unlike the Labrador breed, he (a German Shepherd) is not genetically predisposed to eat everything in sight.

Animal behaviourist, Peter Neville gave Chris some advice for the head-to-head challenge. He explained that dogs had spent years perfecting the “I’m starving” look, which you humans can’t resist. Why give our secrets away, Peter?! He also said that Chris and Enzo must brace themselves for the weeks ahead. Too right. Being on a diet is NO fun, in spite of what people like Rosemary Conley will have you believe. Anyway, super animal expert, Peter, continued to explain that dogs must be made to work for their food, just as humans should be. Hmmmm.

Upon hearing this, the Mistress started to look up dog agility holidays, etc. And she thinks she has found the solution - http://www.cani-cross.co.uk - “Where your dog takes YOU for a run”. I kid you not. Is she mad?! It’s bad enough with all this walking she is doing for the marathon (Playtex Moonwalk).

Enzo and Chris face a steep learning curve but it will be worth in the end.

Woof Woof