With all this bad news - a soldier about to be kidnapped and beheaded, Lord Levy and more alleged dodgy dealings with New Labour and peerages for sale - I think we need something to distract ourselves. So I am going to start with the weather, which today was absolutely gorgeous.
It felt like spring, even though it's still January and officially winter. Yes, daffodils are growing, bulbs are coming up and the sun was in the sky; the river has also receded, so we can walk along the Thames.
I felt happy and the Mistress felt happy and I decided to celebrate this sunny day by rolling in something "unspeakable"! Let's just say I decided to model Eau de Fox today.
But the Mistress was not happy; unbeknownst to me, she was on a deadline and had a train to catch. Not today, of all days, she said. I don't know what her problem is.
Doesn't she know that Eau de Fox is cool? Only last week, a fox was caught shopping in Portobello Road, Notting Hill! Yes, indeed. A fox wandered into Office Shoes and ...well, as all girls do, she shopped for footwear. Now that's what I like to see! And the shop staff didn't even turf her out, they just called the RSPCA instead.
While the Mistress was out, I tried really hard to spread the scent at home, too; who needs Dyptique candles when you can have the real thing?
So, don't forget, all things vixen are...cool. Über cool. Unless you're a chicken.
Woof Woof
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