Woof Woofington: "He's Just Not That Into You"

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One of the Mistress's friends is having a tough time in love. I won't name and shame because that would be beneath a classy girl like me!

When women have problems with their love life, they call in their girlfriends. When guys have problems, they keep schtum. And if they're the Mistress, they decide they want to change their life and get a dog when they thought they wanted a man! Ha ha. I was in the Mistress's life WAY before her other half and he knows it! Anyway, I digress.

The problem with modern relationships is that everyone has a view; do this, do that, say this, don't say that. The book, "He's Just Not That Into You" was aimed at women to stop them wasting time on men who were wasting their time (and energy) BY NOT CALLING. But let's face it, we all want what we can't have - dogs and humans!

If you check out USA Today, you can find an article all about the book:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/excerpts/2004-09-08-hes-just_x.htm.

Here's a bit that made me laugh...

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE GREG

We did an incredibly unscientific poll where we polled twenty of our male friends (ranging from ages twenty-six to forty-five), who are in serious long-term relationships. Not one of their relationships started with the woman asking them out first. One guy even said that if she had, "It would have spoiled all the fun."

What You Should Have Learned in This Chapter

• An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of "ruining the friendship."

• Don't get tricked into asking him out. If he likes you, he'll do the asking.

• If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

• Just because you like to lead doesn't mean he wants to dance. Some traditions are born of nature and last through time for a reason.

• "Hey, let's meet at so-and-so's party/any bar/friend's house" is not a date. Even if you live in New York.

• Men don't forget how much they like you. So put down the phone.

• You are good enough to be asked out.

And the reason it made me smile is that the Mistress had to do a bit of the running herself!!! Her other half never uttered the words "Will you go out with me?" even though he used to phone her EVERY day!! So, either he's not that into HER (not like me!) or sometimes there are exceptions to the rule.

And as for her friend, well, we're hoping she'll move in with us (if it doesn't work out but hopefully the man in question will realise a gem when he sees it) and then she can borrow me and I will find her a VERY eligible man! After all, having a dog is a total babe/hunk magnet! Ask any dog owner...

Woof Woof

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